Homestar Chief. Er... Master Runner. Um...
In April 2006, PsychoDikdik whipped up a series of images that answered the question, "What if Halo were set in the Homestar Runner universe?" (I realize this is not a question that many people would have the courage or foresight to ask. Nevertheless, once asked, it gets under your skin and burrows, leaving you not a moment's peace until answered. Thank goodness for PsychoDikdik!)
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