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Halo 2 Dialogue Snippets

Halo had over 5000 dialogue snippets in it - Halo 2 has 3 times that many. That doesn't stop dedicated fans from attempting to catalogue them all. Beginning on November 15, Captain Spark began sending in snippets from the game, collected with as little background noise as possible. As in the first game, we will accept submissions from anyone, with the same proviso we used for the Halo Dialogue Databank. And, as before, if someone submits a better version of an existing clip, we'll substitute it for the one we have - but the original submitter will retain credit. (This hasn't been a problem in the past - here's hoping it's not one in the future, either.) Subsections will be added as needed. Please mail submissions to halotalk@bungie.org.

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1. All submissions are given with the knowledge that the clips are freely available for use in any OTHER fan creation - barring those that violate Bungie's copyrights, of course. If a submitter wants to limit how his clips can be used by others, we actually don't want them in the database. Submitters get full credit for extracting the sounds from the game - but relinquish all rights to the clips past that. This disclaimer is being added solely because we don't want fights to break out if a submitter isn't happy with the way his clip is used by another site visitor submitting, say, a Flash animation. If you think you will have trouble accepting the fact that others are using the clips to make fan creations for the community - don't submit.

Added on September 15, 2005

Snippet Format Category Size Date Submitter
You're a greedy one, aren't you, Arbiter? mp3 elite_loose 42K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Come on, man - really! mp3 elite_loose 28K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
To one final effort! mp3 grunt_crazy 30K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Cancel Christmas! mp3 johnson 20K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hope the rest of you are takin' notes! mp3 johnson 21K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hard holding the world on my shoulders... HARD! mp3 johnson 67K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I guess we pulled it off. I use 'we' loosely. mp3 johnson 48K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Do I look like a part of your family? mp3 johnson 22K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Nice one... jackass. mp3 johnson 24K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Saved you a seat, Chief. mp3 marine_aussie 20K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I'll kill you, you bloody alien! mp3 marine_aussie 39K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
For now, this is home. mp3 marine_aussie 24K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey, if you step up, you better swing, mate! mp3 marine_aussie 35K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Ah, you little buggers make it too easy! mp3 marine_aussie 37K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Aha! I didn't even break a sweat, pig! mp3 marine_aussie 39K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Happy birthday, sunshine! mp3 marine_aussie 19K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Ah, you little buggers make me sick. mp3 marine_aussie 25K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Bloody hell - what's this, then? mp3 marine_aussie 25K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Shove off, mate! mp3 marine_aussie 22K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Dammit - I've never felt pain like this before! mp3 marine_aussie 32K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Haha... even Jack the blind miner should have seen that one coming! mp3 marine_aussie 45K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Ooh, how's your 3K zed? mp3 marine_aussie 38K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
You're a couple of kangaroos short of the top paddock! mp3 marine_aussie 40K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
He's KIA. mp3 marine_aussie 24K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Just try and stop me, mate! mp3 marine_aussie 24K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey - let the Chief go first. He likes it! mp3 marine_cross 42K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Okay, so you take care of it. mp3 marine_cross 23K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I'm in anguish over here! mp3 marine_cross 40K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Wow. do you work out? mp3 marine_cross 28K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Just so you know, I'm flipping you the bird in my mind. mp3 marine_cross 34K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey, guys - here I come! I've got guns with me! mp3 marine_cross 34K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Stupid cyborg! mp3 marine_cross 21K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Okay, show's over. Turn it back around. Probably something more interesting... over that way. mp3 marine_cross 97K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I wonder if those aliens had insurance. And if they did, what kind of insurance would they have? mp3 marine_cross 61K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
By the way... this war thing? Totally sucks. mp3 marine_cross 50K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey, man - how much boot do you think you can take? mp3 marine_cross 32K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Okay... wanna turn it around? I gotta take a whiz. mp3 marine_cross 48K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
What a bunch of hiding little girls! mp3 marine_cross 31K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Uh, you said you were interested in our weaponry. Here, take a look! mp3 marine_cross 49K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Looks good - I'll meet you back in the, uh, pics. mp3 marine_cross 29K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
See? I told you not to shoot them! mp3 marine_cross 36K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
You know what? You ARE the best. mp3 marine_cross 39K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Swing, batter, batter, batter... batter batter batter SWING! mp3 marine_cross 40K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
You turn ten bullets in, you get a dollar. mp3 marine_cross 36K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Dance! Do a moonwalk! mp3 marine_cross 27K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Decapitate their heads and brush their teeth for them! Make sure they floss! mp3 marine_cross 53K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Kick 'em in the crotch! mp3 marine_cross 17K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I'm feeling a connection... a LOVE connection. mp3 marine_cross 53K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey - aliens! You stay there, we'll be right back. mp3 marine_cross 51K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
He's gone, man. Way gone. mp3 marine_cross 31K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Huh? Oh. He's dead. mp3 marine_cross 23K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
That man you killed had a girlfriend... with kittens. mp3 marine_cross 42K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Had to keep pushing it, didn't you? mp3 marine_cross 24K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Take your last breath, you little bastard! mp3 marine_perez 34K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hey alien! Why don't you turn down the suck on that weapon! Or is it your eyes? mp3 marine_perez 55K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I had that bastard's number, sir! mp3 marine_perez 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
What'd I do to piss that bitch off? mp3 marine_perez 29K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
You know, I hate it when I can't see your eyes. mp3 marine_perez 35K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I could use some shuteye, but what else is new, huh? mp3 marine_perez 37K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Screw you, grunt! mp3 marine_perez 22K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hide long enough, you might grow a pair! Hahahaha! mp3 marine_perez 49K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Sonofabitch! mp3 marine_perez 17K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
The Chief is gonna kick your ass! mp3 marine_timid 36K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Without you, I don't know what would have happened! mp3 marine_timid 32K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
And they call ME an idiot? mp3 marine_timid 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Enjoy it while it lasts. mp3 marine_timid 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I feel much better now. mp3 marine_timid 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Where's the Chief I know and love? mp3 marine_timid 29K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I wish you wouldn't do that, sir. mp3 marine_timid 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
What am I gonna do now? mp3 marine_timid 25K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
It's dead! I think. I hope. mp3 marine_timid 52K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Look! It's more scared than me! mp3 marine_timid 45K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Chief - you gonna let him say that about your mother? mp3 marine_timid 37K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Careful! You'll tear a tendon doing that. mp3 master_gunn 39K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Fine, but don't come crying to me when you rip your leg out of its socket. mp3 master_gunn 62K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Why, it's the best time of my entire life! mp3 sgt_cautious 51K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Hostile located! As if I was lookin' for a hostile. mp3 sgt_cautious 48K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Are you mentally handicapped, sir? mp3 sgt_cautious 30K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Pain... in the arse! mp3 sgt_cautious 35K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Always liked you, Chief. Always liked you! mp3 sgt_cautious 41K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Got an enemy here... here... HERE! mp3 sgt_cautious 33K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Less lip - more life-taking! mp3 sgt_cautious 49K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Marine. Gun. You. Trigger. Pull. Kill! mp3 sgt_cautious 50K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I like winning. Especially the not dying part. mp3 sgt_cautious 45K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Goolimus[?] Maximus Assimus Youimus! mp3 sgt_cautious 48K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Okay, that's enough. mp3 sgt_cautious 21K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I got pain! (And not the fun kind.) mp3 sgt_cautious 35K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
That was incredible, wasn't it? mp3 sgt_cautious 25K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Why couldn't they all be this easy? mp3 sgt_cautious 36K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Damn, Chief - come on! mp3 sgt_cautious 26K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
That ain't cool, soldier. It ain't cool at all. mp3 sgt_cautious 39K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Sir, I think your brain is malfunctioning. mp3 sgt_cautious 33K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
What the hell are you thinking? mp3 sgt_cautious 25K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
How many fingers, sir? No, the thumb's not a finger. mp3 sgt_cautious 41K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
If I die, will you marry my girlfriend? mp3 sgt_cautious 38K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
And what, pray tell, am I supposed to do with this? mp3 sgt_cautious 49K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
People... let's see if we can keep this up. mp3 sgt_cautious 46K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Un-bo-lievable. mp3 sgt_cautious 30K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
And to think I volunteered for this. mp3 sgt_cautious 30K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
You shake a mean lip, Marine. mp3 sgt_cautious 33K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Okay, you got one more shot, then I'm gonna break my foot off in your ass. mp3 sgt_cautious 50K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
I wanted to see what you were made of. Not much. mp3 sgt_cautious 55K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Natural born killers! mp3 sgt_cautious 29K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Not cool, soldier. mp3 sgt_cautious 41K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Sir - you got problems. mp3 sgt_cautious 67K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
Did somebody tell you this was gonna be a party? mp3 stacker 45K 9/15/05 Captain Spark
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