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The Girls Play Halo Too Song, from Elnea

You might think she just does art - but Elnea also plays guitar. And one night, stuck in traffic and listening to the Halo 2 soundtrack, she got the idea for a parody that celebrated the female Halo player. It was originally posted in her Red vs Blue Journal, but if you're not a member, you can't read that. We've put up a local copy, however (mp3 format, 2.1 mb) - if you want it in Real or WMA formats, you'll need to visit her journal. The lyrics are below. Enjoy!

Lyrics - Blow Boys Away

Girlfriends and Wives
On X Box Live
Sign in to play
(Like the boys do everyday)

Yeah we've got boobs
You stupid noobs
In your boy clans
(She got a triple kill again)

Yeah we're all girls
We'll own your world
Blow you away
(Grenade display, don't call me gay)

Fear the Frag Dolls
Cause they've got balls
It's time to pray

You'd better run 'cause we've arrived
Flash our pink armor, then you die
Gaming online the same as you
Now all the girls play Halo too

The fairer sex
Giving you lag
(You got owned, she's got your flag)
A slut you said?
Oh whoops, you're dead
You just got fragged
(Did you like to get teabagged?)
So don't harass
Just kiss my ass
Blow you away
(Don't act like dicks and you'll get chicks)

Time to retreat
'Cause girls are 1337
It's time to slay

It'll stick in your sexist craw
I'll beat you down before you draw
Just want a chance to play the game
Show me that boys aren't all the same

(Musical interlude: imagine the sound of Killer117 killing everyone with her energy sword and yelling "Meow!")

We are the girls with top score kills
Why can't we play Queen of the Hill?
Choke on your damned misogyny
'Cause we can bring you to your knees
'Cause we will bring you to your knees
'Cause we will bring you to your knees.