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Comments for 'Derailed Part 9'



Me
5:59 am | November 14, 2003
You kno wat i think, i think cortana has a sexy ass, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Me
3:51 am | November 14, 2003
I AM SORRY BUT I CANT C ALIENS GETTING HURT, CUZ WELL...

I AM HAVING A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH 1 RITE NOW, AND DAM THERE GOOD IN THE BED
Dispraiser
1:48 am | October 25, 2003
What are you, kidding? No aliens were harmed during the production of this fanfic, and it is a proven fact that nonhuman creatures earn an average of 786 dollars a year more than average humans.
Me
10:30 pm | October 24, 2003
Idont get why you had to kill all the aliens i mean, they have rights too........




YOU MAKE ME SIK!!!!!!!!
Dispraiser
9:36 pm | October 23, 2003
Hmmm... You're right... I'll ask Wu if I can post a link next time I get netzero open. It takes a lot of effort to do anything when your god damn ISP breaks your email account and your fat dad is too fucking lazy to fix it...
Walker
8:24 pm | October 23, 2003
I didn't see HBO in your links list...
Dispraiser
6:23 pm | October 23, 2003
Might as well. But since you asked I'll probably be especially tough.
Dispraiser
6:23 pm | October 23, 2003
Dispraiser.tripod.com is mine. The fanfics in the stroy index are mine. The others are not. You have inspired me to update the site...
FOrunnER
3:34 am | October 23, 2003
Hey Dispraiser, I havn't read this entire series yet but I'm gonna. In the mean time will you check out my fan fiction story, I'm interested in whether you think it is a FLACKFLIC or deserves the honorary tiltle of FANFIC.
Walker
1:44 am | October 23, 2003
So dispraiser.tripod is yours, right?
Dispraiser
1:35 am | October 23, 2003
Nope. Some_Guy is another person whom I know from another forum. His fanfics get started, but never end. There are a few rules I follow with fanfics...

1.) Never use MC.
2.) Stay conservative (rules out Covenant for the most part because I don't have 100% understanding of every race and motive)
3.) Never use any of Halo's things. No Halo ring (just the one in the game, granted), no Halo characters, just the species and idea.
4.) Always use Lunar 4.
When I started my first fanfic around a year and three months ago (The Fall of Lunar 4) I had no idea the fanfic would be long. It was planned to be a bunch of little, almost anonymous five page fanfics. Then, as time went on it becamse the 70 page monolith that it is now. In retrospect I have only one regret... Lunar 4. It needs a better name, dammit! I don't learn from that mistake anyways... Later I make the "Neo Covenant" a Terrorist group that made an appearance in one of my fanfics. I had assumed the name would mean little, but soon they showed up in at least two more of my fanfics.

I really should update Dispraiser.tripod.com... I think I'll remove the other people's sites. Bandwidth is clocking one or two hits a month in each, and I don't have enough space to post my fanfics there. I moved off to spaceports but...

NO! MUST RESIST URGE TO RANT!!! DAMMIT!

The end. I have to end this post.
Walker
1:15 am | October 23, 2003
Mmhmm. Now that's the good stuff right there. Great job Dispraiser... heh heh, forget the Elites, I wanna see this guy climb out of a 200-foot pit with ten minutes to get out of the nukes' kill radius. 9.8/10, because there was an abundancy of grammar errors in it not usually found in your stories. Oh well. And would "Some_Guy" at dispraiser.tripod be you? It had some Covenant stuff on there. Keep up the good writing.

Semper Fi

-Walker
Sergeant B
6:36 pm | October 22, 2003
Woo hoo! I love it! Really good Dispraiser!


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