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Comments for 'Red VS Blue: The Side Winder chronicles Season: 1'



Sentinel
12:30 pm | July 13, 2004
Yeah. This guy was just trying something (and it turned out to be something that everyone hates). These are his first stories, so let's give him a break.

(Pulls out a pitchfork and a torch) I say let's go after SS in angry mob form.
Jessica
2:22 am | July 13, 2004
Hey guys, i think the person who created this story gets the point of not creating another RvB spin-off...I think you guys should focus solely on dissing that SOB spanish spartan, and leave Spartan2004 alone...

Jess
late-but-angry-poster
10:59 pm | July 12, 2004
(SS you suck)
late-but-angry-poster
10:46 pm | July 12, 2004
If I may, I'll just sum up these many posts into a single much fragmented short sentence:............Dont. Ever. Try. This. Again. Period.
Nick Kang
6:43 pm | July 12, 2004
I'd have to say getting my liver eaten out repeatedly.

NK
Dave Luck
4:44 pm | July 12, 2004
*Listening carefully....* I think.... that S.S is banished. I think it's time to put on those old records!

Celebrate good times, c'mon! Dee doo dee dum!!

S.S was most likely someone who seriously needs to be locked up, shot, brought to life, and shot agin.

If I was given the choice, I'd sentence him to the same fate that befalled the mighty god Loki. You know, tied to a rock, with a poisonous snake dripping venom into his eyes - forever.

Or maybe prometheus. He'd be strapped to a table. The Crows would come, eat out his liver, and leave, then his liver would grow back and the crows would come again. Forever.

Which do you think is more painful?

- Dave
Nick Kang
11:24 am | July 12, 2004
At the tone your time will be two days until I report you, ss. Ding dong!
(Read the upper comments of my story above to understand.)

NK
343 Salty Beans
2:42 am | July 12, 2004
SS, why do you even hang out here? I didn't know you had the intelligence to work a computer. I'm glad you know your cusswords, by the way. It seems like the only people who use them are the ones too dumb to use any other adjectives.

We summon the mighty Louis Wu to banish you to the depths of Mexican hell (aka employment).

I'm gonna ask nicely before I report to Louis-stop spamming, stop cussing, stop insulting the story before you read it, and set yourself on fire and do the world a favor. Please.

343SB
Sentinel
2:38 am | July 12, 2004
SS, you'd think there was no way to get you off this site wouldn't you? AND don't try to steal someone else's name. And I'd suggest cleaning up your act.
Red Ghost
10:19 pm | July 11, 2004
I don't know about anyone else...but I liked it. Sure, it is against the holy grail of Red vs. Blue, but come on, it's a fan fic. I like the, "Will Brian find his wallet?"
Nick Kang
6:45 pm | July 11, 2004
I'm sure of you were Helljumper, you would

1. Capitalize the name.

2. Spell it right.

Get off the site. Now.

NK
spanish spartan
4:19 pm | July 11, 2004
NO
Black Titan
4:17 pm | July 11, 2004
PEOPLE, IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET SS OFF THIS SITE?
spanish spartan
4:15 pm | July 11, 2004
you dont think i made a story, like i only go under one name. ever heard of helljuper?
Nick Kang
12:41 pm | July 11, 2004
Dude, seriously, spick spartan, write a fucking story of your own. I didn't like this this story much more than you did, but I'm sick of reading you're fucking merciless flaming posts. I ditto Slit Throat.

NK
Nick Kang
11:54 am | July 11, 2004
Even if this story was perfectly written and as hilarious as RvB, I still don't think it would get a good score. Ripping someone off, as russ687 said, is probably against more than one copyright law, and makes you look dumb.

NK
Severian
11:33 am | July 11, 2004
Why do people even TRY to knock-off RvB? It's stupid, dumb, idiotic, imbecillic, retarded, developmentally disabled, alzheimeric, brain-tumor-like sheer stupidity worthy of a Fremen torture... like cutting off your tongue, ears, eyes, hands, and feet. Then render you for water while you are alive.
Dave Luck
11:15 am | July 11, 2004
As Sean said before...

Don't knock-off other people's work. There was not one funny or even mildly amusing part of this story. Heck. If I laugh, it's about the n00bness of the author.

Can you say: "Greetings, I am new to this, but I have read the guidelines and am fully prepared to accept the various consequences of my actions."

I think not. Damn n00bs. Unless it is a review, such as this one I wrote below...

"Red Vs. Blue is artful and thoughtful comedy directed primarily at audiences of all ages. The humor, for the most part, is mostly non-violent and does not include much profanity or other forms of crude language. Red Vs. Blue is about the hilarious antics of a bunch of Red and Blue soldiers stationed in a small valley...."

Next one to write a spin-off of Red Vs. Blue and not only disgrace the name, but also Bungie, should be banned. Permanently. Hands down.

n00bs should get their eyes burnt out with a blowtorch. That should stop them.

- Dave.
Gemmima
7:44 am | July 11, 2004
Just a few little pointers.

~Don't use Red vs Blue. They're well known and using their name is bound to get you flamed, good story or no. Make something else up, yellow vs green or something.
~Try not to write it in 'script' form. It's confusing to read. Try writing in normal story form, instead.
~Number your titles. If every fic in the same series has the same name, people can't read them in order. And that is very confusing for us.
~Don't use the (similar to...) either. Once again, you might end up using copyrighted stuff, and once again you might get flamed for it.

-Gem-
Awacar
6:34 am | July 11, 2004
ss, write something on your own, I'm so fucking tired of reading your posts, so if you're going to give critique to anyones stories, write some yourself.

*Imagining Louis Wu voice* No no, please take that statement back, ss is the one who posted those stories which I threw away in this batch, the second, and third from today!

Anyway, just the RvB mention in the title makes a foul smell, and... how to say this without flaming... the smell didn't get better as I read.
Slit Throat
3:03 am | July 11, 2004
*Gets down on knees*
Louis Wu, please hear our cries and banish spanish spartan and any more idiots who try to rip off RvB.

Amen
spanish spartan
2:47 am | July 11, 2004
fuck you. burn in hell. never write again. u suck. ur a fag. Go to fucking hell. the story was horrible. Fucking cock sucker. Cock sucking Fagget Boy I hope you die motherfucker.
Black Titan
2:45 am | July 11, 2004
im new, but from what i understand, RvB is a very important title, so don't use it unless you know what you are doing.
Black Titan
2:45 am | July 11, 2004
im new, but from what i understand, RvB is a very important title, so don't use it unless you know what you are doing.
LostRock
1:17 am | July 11, 2004
God. Damn. It.

OK, this is the third batch of fan fiction recently where we've gotten an RvB fic. Can we just stop it, already?!
Jessica
12:39 am | July 11, 2004
I think you guys are kinda being a bit tough on the guy...i think he gets to point...not everybody needs to tell him that writing a RvB spin-off is never going to be successful...I think that you guys should kinda just leave him/her/it alone...i'm sure they get the point after the harassment that you guys just gave him...lol

Jess
Sean
10:33 pm | July 10, 2004
Sorry for the double post but I just read this story and now all I have to do is say..........................use the fucking spell check.
Sean
10:26 pm | July 10, 2004
Um snice none of the regs are here I'll tell you how this works. DO NOT WRITE RvB! I worte one before myself and even thought I thought it was funny well it wasn't so stop with this before someone finds out where you live.
yeti
10:08 pm | July 10, 2004
Truely, ths is a retarded story. I mean, you didnt even number the stories so that people could read them n order. Not that anyone would want to read it.
russ687
8:45 pm | July 10, 2004
I didn't read it, you know why?

spin-offs of good comical episodes are wrong (and probably a legal liscence infrigment). Never write about Red vs Blue again, I dont care how good it may be. If you want to wirte comedies, be orginal, don't steal other peoples good work.
D Piddy
2:53 pm | July 10, 2004
D Piddy will kill you.
someone that you dont know
2:20 pm | July 10, 2004
I couldnt even finish this. Too many gramatical errors, its not even funny. DO NOT MAKE ANYMORE REDVSBLUE FAN-FICTION
Ummm...No
2:17 pm | July 10, 2004
Ummm...No.


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