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Jude's Incident at Beaver Creek
Posted By: Shawn<ShawnCounts@Yahoo.com>
Date: 15 December 2005, 5:40 pm


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One pitch dark night at Beaver Creek
I heard a twig go snap
That was a sign a foe was near
And I was in a trap

Now when I heard that twig go snap
I found me a hollow log
I knew they'd never find me there
Besides their was a fog

Inside that log I hid myself
I heard their feet go by
Must have been a hundred brutes
While I was only I

They pitched their camp around that log
Then they went to sleep
Just no chance for my escape
Those brutes would hear me creep

Now there was a mouse inside that log
That mouse began to squeak
That ol' Covenant gave that log a kick
And he rolled it in the Creek

Now I climbed outside and I swam ashore
Thus I got away
Those Covenant never saw me once
That's why I'm here today
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Q:Was I lost?
A:No just bewildered.

Q:Was I caught?
A:No just surrounded.

Q:Was I brave and was I courageous?
A:But what happened to the mouse.

Jude:Well, that was no mouse that was me and that's what you call escaping by a narrow squeak!





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