Me and Master Chief: A Parody
Posted By: Michael Archer
Date: 26 October 2006, 8:25 pm
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Poet's Note: This is just a warm up for my next massive project. Yes, Paul Simon was in Toronto and I saw him. He's one of my favorite artists although he has lost A LOT of hair.
This is a parody of Paul Simon's "Me and Julio"
The Master Chief rolled out of bed as he ran to the armory station.
When the Marines found out they began to shout and started the investigation.
The Covenant are here, they are here, when the sniper drank beer, they were already here.
The Marines fell down and spit on the ground every time the aliens moped.
The sniper said "Oy, if I had a boy I would get him on the spotter scope"
Well, I'm fighting now, I don't know what it's for, I'm fighting now. I'm taking my time but I don't no why. Good bye Reach, Queen of the planets.
See you, me and Master Chief down on the battle field.
See you, me and Master Chief down on the battle field.
Oh! In a couple of days the Covenant backed away but the sniper saw where they went. And when the General came he jumped in shame and said, "Why are those bastards so hell-bent?"
Well, I'm fighting now. I don't know what it's for, I'm fighting now. I'm taking my time but I don't know why. Good bye Reach, Queen of Planets.
See you, me and Master Chief down on the battle field.
See you, me and Master Chief down on the battle field.
See you, me and Master Chief down on the battle field.
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