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The Last Days of Master Chief by Kung Fu Stick Figure



The Last Days of Master Chief Part 1/10
Date: 23 March 2004, 2:00 AM

The Last Days of Master Chief

The Master Chief was all alone in New York City. The Covenant knows that this is the city where they could get all the information they need against the humans. He had a needler in his hands expecting a bunch of Grunts, Jackals, basically any Covenant. He was glad that the Flood has no way to get here. It would be a very bad image with his shields depleted and being infected by a parasite. It would also be a bad image to see all those drones that used to be civilians.

The Master Chief can beat the crap out of Grunts with his fist, same thing with Jackals after he uses and overcharge with a plasma pistol on the shield. Now with no cryogenic tubes he walked into an apartment building and raided the fridge. He found a ham and quickly ate it. But the real jackpot was that he saw in a cupboard a big jar of vitamins, which he really need.

The Master Chief knows how to take Plasma Swords from Elites. He has to take it out of the Elite's hand and keep it alive. The sword dies out when the Elite dies. It is usually killed by a squad member so the Master Chief always throws the Elite in a pit he makes with grenades.

Elites are very hard to defeat. The silver and higher ranking Elites tend to use the cloaking device. Some of them are very stupid because you see a very big glowing plasma sword in the air. I wonder who would want to think it's just nothing.

Anyway, the Master Chief left the house after killing a whole bottle of vitamins. He hasn't taken any for days and he hasn't had any sleep for days. He jumped out the 2nd floor because it usually doesn't do anything. He noticed a couple of Jackals outside. He tried to avoid them but the Jackals tried to deplete his shield with overcharge attacks from the plasma pistols.

He had to act fast so he just stuck one hand out the window and aimed a little higher with the needler and it homed in on the Jackals when they flew over the shields. He reloaded the needler and fired his final needles. He took out a plasma rifle and killed the last Jackal. He threw the needler at a group of Grunts and Jackals that started swarming in and knocked over a Grunt. He open fired on the crowd with a plasma rifle and killed the wave of covenant.

Then a Hunter moved in. The Master Chief packed an M6D pistol for this occasion. The Master Chief started running through Times Square while the Hunter tried to vaporize him with the fuel rod gun. The Hunter got pissed off at the Master Chief and charged at him. He dove just in time to doge him, landed in a somersault and carefully fired a 12.5mm bullet on its skin. The Hunter screamed in pain and fell on its stomach. The Master Chief gave it another piece of lead to make sure it's dead.

The Master Chief had this new suit that had radar that told him every UNSC's emergency supply place on Earth. New York had a very high concentration of UNSC Emergency Supply Station and he has a remote that could open 1 that is within a 20 yard range. He found one right in Times square and he pushed the remote button. An elevator appeared from the ground that could fit a scorpion tank that bought him underground.

When he went down, he found a group of 23 marines.

"Master Chief, sir, we knew that you would come," said Colonel Hill.

"No Problem, who's the Best Warthog Machine Gunner" said the Master Chief.

"Then you must be talking about Private David Li, trained by the finest military division in the People's Republic of China," said Colonel Hill.

"Come with me, private" said the Master Chief.

"Sir, yes Sir" said Private Li.

David Li jumped into the back of the Warthog, Master Chief would be driving.

"Don't just stand their, take a Warthog or a Scorpion," said the Master Chief.

"Sir, yes sir." Said all of the Marines.

When the Marines all got out, a group of Elites waited for them. The passengers of the Warthogs had plasma pistols for the charged beam. They all fired overcharge plasma beams at the Elites and the machine gunners finished the work. There were no casualties because the Warthogs had these anti-plasma windshields. If it didn't, well, you know what would happen.

"Nice shooting Private!" said the Master Chief

"Thank you" replied Private Li.

Master Chief's motion sensor found a very large blip, which meant that there's a whole bunch of the Covenant coming.

"This is it my friends," said the Master Chief "this is the chance to be heroes and make your lives worthy."

The Scorpion lowered its cannon, 9 Warthogs prepared, and 24 soldiers ready to kill or be killed. The giant group of Covenant consisted of at least 300 individuals.

Machine guns firing, Jackhammer Missile Launchers bursting, and the all-too-common plasma and needles, which are all part of the normal day. By 2 minutes every marine was dead, 40 aliens in front of the Master Chief, and no time to flip over the Scorpion.

He dismounted a 50mm chain gun from his Warthog and fired, killing all the remaining Grunts and Jackals. The only ones left were 15 Elites and 5 Hunters. He jumped up kicked, an Elite in the stomach and grabbed his plasma sword. The plasma sword was still working so the Elite must only be unconscious.

The Master Chief swung the sword, cutting through shields and armor and killing them all. He had the sword in hand and kept it that way. Sweating, with an adrenaline surge. He's prepared to take on any nearly invisible Elite.

But little did he know, he was not.

The Master Chief will die in part 10. And the author's real name is David Li, sound like a familiar author to anyone that said I sucked?.

Part 2 will come out by next month





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