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Riverside Party by Dagorath



Riverside Party: Chapter 1
Date: 13 July 2005, 5:06 am

The three Phantoms swooped through the dusky sky, their purple colour blending in with the gold and orange of the sunset.
      Underneath, a sprawling city basked in the warmth. Thousands of lights twinkled in the soft glow, giving the city an appearance of some sleepy animal, at peace with its surroundings.
      The Phantoms flew lower down, gliding past office windows and the balconies of apartment blocks. Their occupants might have mistaken them for large shadows. But instead, they were like watchful angels, noticing everything, gliding with an alien grace. However, when they reached a large rotary, they were revealed for what they truly were.
      Birds of prey.
      The Phantoms fired indiscriminately at cars, trucks, bicycles and pedestrians alike, blowing the startled humans off the road and scorching the tarmac. However, they were careful not to fire upon an oil tanker lumbering along. The explosion could cause unnecessary damage to the roads, rendering them impassable.
      They also took great care not to harm the grass and shrubs growing on the centre of the rotary. The Covenant, it seemed, had great regard for natural life, though no consideration whatsoever for human existence.
      They first dropped their attached vehicles gently onto the rotary while simultaneously wreaking havoc on the cars and a lone Warthog which had come to investigate, blowing fuel tanks apart, incinerating occupants, and blocking the roads. After depositing the Wraith tank, Shadow transport and pair of Spectres they were carrying, the Phantoms disgorged their occupants: mostly Elite-Grunt teams, with four specially commissioned Hunters and a small contingent of reserve Honour Guards in grey armour instead of their ceremonial gold and red, wielding energy swords.
      An Elite in gold armour strode to the front of the ensemble, planting his fists at his sides. Muscles rippled and light gleamed off his armour plates. The elaborate helmet gave him the image of a savage beast.
       "Our orders are to completely obliterate the human resistance in this city, making a direct strike at their centre of government to the west of here. The Phantoms will support you but the humans must be hounded from their anti-aircraft guns or we will risk failure. And failure is not an option."
      He scowled darkly at three Warthogs racing towards them, firing at the blockades of ruined cars with their feeble ballistics.
       "Move, you heretics!" he yelled, jumping back onto one of the Phantoms.
      The Covenant forces jumped onto the vehicles, smashing through the rubble towards the Warthogs. Three powerful blasts from the Wraith were enough to obliterate them.




In the Phantom, the gold Elite watched as his forces smashed forcibly towards the tall tower that was the humans' centre of government. It would have been an option to fly his forces directly to the tower, but the humans' turrets would have ripped them to shreds. The humans were better shots than they had a right to be.
      Faced against infantry and vehicles, however, the turrets were much weaker. The Elite watched as the Wraith blew turrets off the road, the infantry suppressed the foolhardy humans, and the Hunters simply strode past all of the carnage, blowing obstacles to smithereens. The paltry bullets the humans fired in resistance simply pinged off their armour.
      There was something rather worrying, however. While most of the Elites fought face on, the Honour Guards crept up behind the humans and sliced them apart in cowardly sneak attacks from the back. The Honour Guards, it seemed, were completely without honour.
      Still, to the gold Elite, the results justified the means. He watched his forces smashing their way forwards with a tinge of pride, but also a rather uneasy feeling.




The uneasy feeling was confirmed as they approached a long bridge crossing a wide river. Human resistance was small, but the bridge was too exposed.
      A juddering roar made the gold Elite sit up and stare harder at the screen in front of him. To his dismay, he saw two Scorpion tanks rumble out from the opposite end of the bridge, followed by five Warthogs and a crowd of yelling humans, not in armour but firing with the spirit of an Elite.
      He frowned. He could deal with them. Scowling, he directed the gunners to fire on the tanks.
      It was difficult, however. The crowd seemed to be in an insane rage, and fought with the strength of three. He actually saw several jump on an Elite and literally pummel him to the ground. Grunts were fleeing with high, shrill cries, and the Scorpion tanks razed them down with machine guns.
      It was the Honour Guards who saved the day, slicing the manic humans apart and sticking grenades onto the Warthogs. However, the explosions caused tremendous loss of life on both sides.
      A few minutes later, it was almost over. The Warthogs were obliterated, the tanks blasted apart, and the crowd lay in splatters of blood. Only a few Marines played hide-and-seek with his remaining forces.
      The humans had one last surprise in store. To a whining drone and a deep rumble, one of the humans' sea frigates sailed upstream. Its enormous cannons were pointed at the Phantoms.
      He gave an inadvertent gasp. Those cannons would blow them to pieces! Already, one Phantom had been shot down, and now it rained down in scorched pieces over the bridge. All the firing from the Wraith and Hunters did no damage at all to the frigate's alloy hull.
       "Retreat!" yelled the gold Elite. "Retreat, by the gods! Retreat!"
      In anger and frustration, he watched his forces pile onto the remaining vehicles (one Spectre had been destroyed by the Scorpion tanks) and speed back where they had come, as his two remaining Phantoms too made a tactical retreat.
      The frigate blew a hole in the bridge, sending their Wraith tumbling back into the murky water. As his remaining forces rushed back into the comparative safety of the shore side buildings, a glancing mortar flipped the other Phantom onto the side of a building. It lost control and slid down the length of the skyscraper, falling with a sickening thud onto the tarmac.
      Inside the last remaining Phantom, the gold Elite grabbed his armoured head and banged it hard against the sides, giving a low wail of anger and hatred. How could he not have expected one of the humans' ships to assist in the defense of the city? Probably because High Charity had no rivers, and the Covenant had long since dispensed with water transport.
      There was no way he could take on that frigate with his remaining forces. From the scans he was now hurriedly making, it showed that the frigate was riding low in the water, probably filled up with more of those damnable mortar shells.
      In a loud voice, he let loose a long string of curses, first cursing the humans' mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, ancestors and gods for allowing them to have so much intelligence, then a string of curses at his own mother, father, sister, brother, ancestors and gods for making him face such an embarrassing defeat.
      Two Longsword fighter-bombers swooped out of the now-dark sky, making for his direction. He now realized what the city truly was: a sleeping giant.
      Obscene broadcasts from the frigate rang out jovially from his receptors in the heathens' foul tongue. He could hear them echoing around the Phantom. No doubt his pilot and gunners would hear, and laugh at him.
      It was the last straw. Speaking to a hidden microphone, the gold Elite moaned, "Send in the Spec Ops."



Riverside Party: Chapter 2
Date: 21 July 2005, 11:17 am

The Special Operations Commander turned from the communicator to the rest of his Elites, who were all waiting expectantly in a crowd around him. When he turned, they all sprang back into columns: eight columns with five Elites each. At the back, the Commander could just make out one of his Elites rubbing hard at a non-existent spot on his gleaming black armour.
      "It looks like a strike force down below has run into some trouble with a human battleship and needs a little help," he said smiling. The Spec Ops Elites stared back impassively.
       "We shall take the Archangel. I want forty of our Grunts assembled in the docking bay in one minute."
       "What vehicles should we take, sir?" asked one Elite at the front.
      The Commander already had a plan in mind. "I want five Ghosts. Extra armour."
      The other nodded impassively. The Commander said to the Elite who had asked him, "You shall be in charge of getting those Ghosts." To the others, he said, "Dismissed."
      As one, they spun on their heels and marched out.
      The Commander chucked to himself. Somehow, that reminded him of how an expectant mother laughed. Odd.




The Spec Ops team managed to be ready in forty seconds instead of one minute. Every Elite had duel plasma rifles or dual needlers as well as an energy sword. Every Grunt had a plasma pistol or needler, with quite a few holding fuel rod guns on their small shoulders. Piles of power cores and ammunition as well as mini antimatter bombs lay to one side. To the other were the Ghosts the Commander had commissioned.
      Behind the impeccably lined Spec Ops team was the Archangel. Completely black, it looked like an arrow, every surface gleaming. Twice as large as the Phantom, able to carry more than twice as many soldiers and equipped with plasma mortar cannons as well as active camouflage, it was the pinnacle of Covenant technology. Twice as large, twice as powerful and twice as cool as the Phantom, the Archangel was reserved only for the Covenant's Spec Ops forces.
       "Our task is to forcibly suppress the resistance on the frigate," he said, though every one of the Spec Ops team had already been briefed by their sub commanders. "It is not necessary to destroy it, just suppress it. It is also an objective to help the ground forces currently in the city suppress the enemy government."
      He smiled. "It seems that their acting commander forgot to prepare for enemies in the river, and so lost a Wraith, Spectre and two Phantoms, as well as his dignity."
      His face turned hard. "There will be a lot of killing. I respect the humans for their perseverance against a foe too powerful for them. However, orders are orders, and I intend to follow them."
      He pointed at the Archangel. "Let's go," he said in a quiet voice, but everyone heard him clearly.
      With practiced efficiency, the entire Spec Ops team got, one by one, into the Archangel. A few of them stayed in the dock and passed the energy cores, antimatter bombs and ammunition up before getting in. The whole operation seemed like it had been rehearsed, day after day, in the team's spare time.
      The Commander got in last, after looking long at the beautiful blue jewel that was the humans' home planet. Perhaps he could settle here, after the humans had been eradicated. Or whatever true goal the Prophets had for ordering them to attack the planet.
      The Elites had never known a home planet, at least not for tens of thousands of years. Ever since the destruction of the planet in the Thousand Year War against the Prophets before their covenant, the Elites had known no other home than High Charity, the huge habitation centre in space, powered by a Forerunner spacecraft.
      The Commander wondered how it would be like: to have a planet to be proud of, to strive for, to defend.
      To call home.
      If things had turned out differently….
      His mind spinning with endless possibilities and regrets, the Commander boarded the Archangel. The sleek black arrow, bearing resemblances to the Spec Ops Elites' helmets, swooped out of the docking bay like a magpie after a shiny object. The magpie being itself, and the shiny object Earth.




Contrary to the Phantoms' stealthy descent earlier on, the Archangel smashed through billboards and signs as it streaked towards the river. The massive guns spat forth huge balls of plasma, smashing into buildings and setting off fires. Despite the Spec Ops Commander's respect towards the humans, he did not intend to leave a job half-done.
      The Archangel sped past the carnage at the rotary and above the debris-choked roads to the river. The Commander took in the hole in the bridge, the Warthogs advancing on the ground team's position, and the frigate in the water, lying in wait like a hungry crocodile.
      The Commander smiled slightly. It looked like the ground team needed a little assistance. "Elites! I want ten of you to engage active camouflage and board those Warthogs."
      Ten Elites at the front immediately turned and ran off, engaging active camo as they went. As the Archangel hovered over the Warthogs (now moving at full pelt, intending to run the ground team over), the Elites dropped down onto the hoods of the Warthogs (one unfortunate Elite had miscalculated his jump and instead sat down hard on the barrel of the mounted turret, damaging something vital) and threw the humans out, dropping them in front of the hurtling Warthogs, before climbing into the driver's seats and executing perfect powerslides, to stop in front of the gaping ground team.
      The Spec Ops Elites jumped off the Warthogs and lined up in rows as the Archangel suddenly deactivated active camo and cast a sudden shadow over the ground team as the rest of the Spec Ops team jumped down from the Archangel. The Commander came last, resplendent in his white armour, standing out like a beacon amongst the black of the Spec Ops.
      The Commander strode forward and spoke to the head of the Honour Guards. "Please, where is your commander? I want to have a little," he paused, "'discussion' with him."




The gold Elite appeared to be crouching on the floor of the Phantom, staring intently at a speck of dirt as the Commander entered. He stood and watched the gold Elite.
      The gold Elite looked up abruptly, and his eyes widened when he saw the Commander. "You!"
      The Commander looked at the gold Elite with contempt. "You are in no position to be uncivil. I am to be addressed as 'sir', not 'you'. Is that clear?"
      The gold Elite straightened and smiled. "Oh, come on, man, for old - "
       "Silence!" the Commander thundered. "And I am to be addressed as 'sir'."
      The gold Elite seemed a little crestfallen. "Yes….sir."
      The Commander acted as if the confrontation had not taken place. "Artu Magamee, you are accused of incompetence in battle. This has been proved through surveillance of your techniques today and the accounts of your underlings. You are hereby relieved of your rank until your delivery to the Command Council aboard the Unswerving Loyalty."
      The gold Elite was outraged. "Look here, sir! There are no boats in High Charity, and I had never seen one before! I just, kind of, neglected - "
       "Causing the death of your soldiers." The Commander checked his electronic pad. "The Elite in the Wraith that drowned, the four Elites in the first Phantom, the four in the second and twenty Grunts that were obliterate with the Wraith. Quite good going. I think several Elites and Grunts were squashed when the second Phantom lost control. A total of about fifteen Elites and twenty Grunts. You have some explaining to do."
       "I'm sorry, sir, but I did the best I could. I evacuated all personnel with minimum loss - "
       "Look here," said the Commander, placing a hand on the gold Elite's shoulder. "You did pretty well in the training school, and in the battles I fought beside you. I thought you were a pretty good warrior." He smiled slightly. "We had some good times, and look!" He pointed at the other's golden armour. "Field Master!" Suddenly, his voice turned more menacing. "But that was an unforgivable mistake!" he spat through clenched teeth.
       "I am now relieving you of your rank, Field Master," he said officiously. "You are to stay in this Phantom until we have finished the conquest of the city and you are transported up to the Unswerving Loyalty."
      There was a long pause. The Commander stared at the gold Elite as the other fiddled with his armour.
      At last, the gold Elite looked up. "Yes, sir."
      The Commander left the dropship.





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